razzleberrie:

raise ur hand if you hold yourself to really unrealistically high standards and then beat yourself up when you fall short of perfection

(via lukewarmliquids)

— 1 week ago with 23450 notes

my-fresh-beginning:

I’M HERE TO DESTROY MY GOALS AND CRUSH MY PERSONAL BESTS AND NO ONE IS GOING TO STAND IN MY WAY 

(via w0rkout-life)

— 1 week ago with 285 notes

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via norestforthethick)

— 1 week ago with 135993 notes
haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

(via creepylunchlady)

— 1 week ago with 87279 notes

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

— 1 week ago with 77707 notes
shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

(via creepylunchlady)

— 1 week ago with 89737 notes
themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

(via creepylunchlady)

— 1 week ago with 113585 notes