do you ever think about how annoying and boring you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

(via sorry)

— 1 month ago with 370335 notes

lsaaclahey:

I like Oscars night because it combines my love of films and hot older men in suits

(Source: bvckys, via sorry)

— 1 month ago with 21647 notes

serenading-the-unicorn:

Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts

(via breaststicks)

— 1 month ago with 283499 notes

peace-punch:

Look at those eyes…
So filled with hope….

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 1 month ago with 240419 notes

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via stunnerdd)

— 1 month ago with 230126 notes

spencermontgomeries:

ellen degeneres beat president obama’s record of most retweets in just 20 minutes. ellen degeneres is the new supreme.

(Source: rgnamills, via undiagnosedadhd)

— 1 month ago with 57271 notes

accioslothsplease:

image

Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch

(via beyoncebeytwice)

— 1 month ago with 117513 notes

okaywork:

stopthisgirl:

themotherfuckinfox:

his smile says congratulations but his eyes say pain

Even Johan in the back looks at him and his smile drops because he knows his bestie deserved that shit

Johan

(Source: rihenna, via stunnerdd)

— 1 month ago with 336167 notes

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow

(via dor0thy)

— 1 month ago with 361648 notes

facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

— 1 month ago with 135889 notes