do you ever think about how annoying and boring you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

(via sorry)

— 1 month ago with 370343 notes

lsaaclahey:

I like Oscars night because it combines my love of films and hot older men in suits

(Source: bvckys, via sorry)

— 1 month ago with 21660 notes

serenading-the-unicorn:

Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts

(Source: karmyarmycaptain, via breaststicks)

— 1 month ago with 283561 notes

peace-punch:

Look at those eyes…
So filled with hope….

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 1 month ago with 240606 notes

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via stunnerdd)

— 1 month ago with 230465 notes

spencermontgomeries:

ellen degeneres beat president obama’s record of most retweets in just 20 minutes. ellen degeneres is the new supreme.

(Source: rgnamills, via undiagnosedadhd)

— 1 month ago with 57271 notes

accioslothsplease:

image

Travolta scoping out his next victim Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch

(via beyoncebeytwice)

— 1 month ago with 117516 notes

okaywork:

stopthisgirl:

themotherfuckinfox:

his smile says congratulations but his eyes say pain

Even Johan in the back looks at him and his smile drops because he knows his bestie deserved that shit

Johan

(Source: rihenna, via stunnerdd)

— 1 month ago with 336249 notes

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow

(via dor0thy)

— 1 month ago with 362884 notes

facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

— 1 month ago with 137111 notes